Come to America! You’ll feel like you never left Russia! Concentration camps, police in tanks, flock cameras, executing citizens live in 4k, secret police, we have it all! Well, except for healthcare. I guess even Russia has some form of universal healthcare.

But don’t let that stop you! We even are looking to invade our neighbors to the north AND the south. And Greenland too while we’re at it. It’ll be like Ukraine but even better!

“We’ll never do it” don’t worry. I’m sure you were told that before when your kids were drafted for service. Oh well, at least they can’t die twice.