• Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Habitual lack of earmuffs. Your ears have been cold your whole life, so your body has finally adapted to your negligence.

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        8 months ago

        My husband says he used to have “a swimmer’s body,” smooth and hairless. But he’s 55 now so…

        He’s got hair in his chest, belly, back, and shoulders, and it’s spreading.

        Every few months, I pluck the hairs out of his ears. It used to be just one or two but now it’s a couple long thick ones and a few small curly ones from each ear.

        About a month ago, I noticed he’s also got a couple of long wild strands growing out of the peak of each eyebrow.