When Yogi said he was ‘smarter than the average bear’, everyone thought it was a joke, but he spoke English to humans, wore a hat and tie, and Ranger Smith complained that ‘keeping a secret from Yogi is like hiding Lake Michigan from a duck’.
So Yogi is smarter than the average bear, and it’s not even close.
I’m surprised not to see Yogi on the list.
He wore a tie, collar and a hat.
When Yogi said he was ‘smarter than the average bear’, everyone thought it was a joke, but he spoke English to humans, wore a hat and tie, and Ranger Smith complained that ‘keeping a secret from Yogi is like hiding Lake Michigan from a duck’.
So Yogi is smarter than the average bear, and it’s not even close.
Curious about those statistics. He’s such an outlier, it just might happen that every other bear on Earth is dumber than the average bear.