She’s a keeper.

Oh yeah, that’s a good marriage.

This old hen approves!

I’m using Tasker so that it automatically reads messages out loud when I’m driving.

Sometimes I forget to shut it off.

I’ve had moments because of the Mrs.

For better or worse, right? Keeper.

Goals

🎶 What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?

What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?
What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?

Would you still love me? 🎶

Hahaha,

But then I realized do not disturb exists…

Wow, he dodged a bullet here!