• daemoz@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      hey are you a fellow human? yeah cool grab me a glass of water please uhh i don’t work here

      We are hiring a fellow human for low wages but you might get great tips what do i need to do? youll be a servant to rude dirtbags. can i call myself a waitress instead please? No our culture requires official titles to be fellow human for all staff and patrons and you will all go by the name Sam

    • CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.workOP
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      10 months ago

      Yeah, but if I start shouting that in a restaurant I’m going to get everyone’s attention instead of the old lady responsible for my meal.