Capitalism and its consequences have been a disaster for the human anus

  • RealFknNito@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    If I have to, over the course of three to five minutes, origami together an elaborate construct of translucent bullshit in order to get a single wipes worth of toilet paper it will ruin my fucking week. If it still fails, which it has before, I will keep the trauma in my mind for a month before I can bury it under something worse. I would wipe my ass with a shower towel if they were dispensed in appropriately sized strips.

    I will die on an adjacent hill.