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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon makes life choices

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Anon makes life choices

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    Op could have made worse choices overall. ATVs are pretty cool. Soil is soil. Coulda been a cubicle monkey. At least op is getting some sun.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Fake: Anon never goes outside
      Gay: Anon likes to ride

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        See Greentext post

        Look inside

        “Anon is fake and gay”

        MFW

        • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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          29 days ago

          Me too, thanks.

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      ATV is cool, yeah!

      But sampling soil from who-knows-where is shit. Imagine two weeks of rain at 4 °C and everyday you have to drive out. You are muddy, you are wet, you are freezing.

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        If you get the proper gear, clothing etc. - - still better than a cubicle in urban hell.

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        But you are also paid, which is alright.

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        I’d take a substantial pay cut for the opportunity.
        –Me, cubicle code monkey wage slave.

        • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          I wouldn’t

          • work from home code money/server toucher
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            You’re not wrong. I make enough money at my current work that I’m hoping to be able to stop working w/i about 10 years (I’d be in my mid 40’s) and then go do some kind of outdoors work (ideally as a park ranger or game warden) where I’d be able to get back to my redneck roots and be away from the city 75% of the time.

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        with the right gear even freezing rain is tolerable, the big thing is that you need to prevent any water from getting between the boots and the rain/snow pants (or use the single piece pant boot things for wading).

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          single piece pant boot things for wading

          Waders?

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        Thanks for the reality check

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      atvs are a death trap

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