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Fucking DEI hires
ahem, that’s PROFESSOR Hanks, thank you very much
Kafkaesque organisation.
DEI
Can happen to anyone. Just ask Gregor Samsa.
This is weak even as a meme let alone a joke
Um, is Esther OK? Hes looking a little baked
I am sure many of you know, but Dr. Hanks at UI is Tom Hank’s brother… may have something to do with the privacy.
He does looks a lot like Tom Hanks: https://research.com/u/lawrence-m-hanks
I bet he teaches literature.
He’s a big fan of Kafka.
And Dan Brown
Yeah, Etymology! How’d you know?
Every university needs a cool bug guy. And no matter what discipline you’re in, your college experience will be better for knowing them. Kind of like the groundskeeper at Starfleet Academy, Boothby
Lol, it’s real: https://sib.illinois.edu/directory/profile/hanks
