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    1 year ago

    TIME TRAVELER STOPS NASA LAUNCH

    Administrators considering stopping entire space program.

    “It must be some kind of message”, said Jerry Jenkins, head of NASA’s department of deciding whether to continue with space exploration whatsoever. “The time traveler knows something we don’t, and if he’s back here stopping launches it must mean there’s bad outcomes from space stuff.”