Plunge 4 whole percent.

On a $4.3T market cap

😏

I would have said “Rhymes with Disco”, but other than that I definitely very the vibe.

Who the fuck even watches TV anymore?

Isn’t Hasan Piker’s election night strean blowing all these guys out of the water?

Diving Bell is the only successful vehicle to date

It doesn’t seem as fun as fucking a Chinese spy though.

Well… no. You’d be fucking Jensen Huang in this scenario

In fairness, “training” is usually a 20 minute PowerPoint presentation of Goofus and Galiant.

It’s very easy to make shitty stairs

It’s more the “man who sells widgets was insidiously tricked into selling to the largest widget market in the world, forced to get rich against his will”

The Uncle Tom grift is one of the oldest in the book. Americans of all stripes will pay good money to hear a black man tell them that racism is okay.

No no no. I’m being told this was an Antifa False Flag Riot and you shouldn’t be deceived by the Lying Liberal Media

Please break into Congress and poop in Nancy Pelosi’s desk a second time.

It’s happening following a sharp downturn in the tech sector

That’s not a coincidence

I mean, this is the Trump Intelligence Bureau, so I’m taking it with a grain of salt.

Mostly just seems to be Huang trying to sell hardware in China by end running the US sanctions. And rather than actually sanctioning Huang, we’re getting this hysteria aimed at his girlfriend.

I’m not so sure about the ICE raids.

El-Sayed doesn’t win Michigan without Trump going into Minnesota like he’s on a coke bender. Acton in Ohio and Hinojosa in Texas, too.

So much of the county absolutely hates this shit.

Why does this platform glaze Hasan Piker so hard? LMAO

“I don’t know who Hasan Piker is”

“All I know is Right Wingers hate him”

<Incoherent 4chan speak>

:-/

You’re only feeding this man’s legend

Hardly. She’s “on vacation”. She’s be back, and in greater numbers.

This smells like Stephen Miller cleaning house and purging enemies now he’s chief of staff.

Very funny to imagine Miller coming through the White House like Georgy Zhukov in Death of Stalin, but the person he’s coming for is Loomer.

Gas prices, grocery prices, ICE raids, school closures, job losses…

It was a lot of things

my mind keeps circling back to their expertise at blowing up data centres

You’d be better off consulting the Houthis. They don’t need tens of billions in foreign aid to pull it off