Fuck, that does sound fun. I need to buy a helicopter and start chartering piss tours.

Turns out that’s actually the entirety of the job, armor for trump. They’re like lizard tails. Only existing to be sacrificed.

That’d be a lot of piss to wade through to add yours.

They knew there was no crime, the point was terrorism.

Use truck bed spray.

I dunno if I’d call it whimsy. Happiness? Comfort? Safety? I’m not sure, maybe it is whimsy, but I feel it’s more of just a lack of sadness and stress. Everyone just feels on edge that they’re being or about to be attacked. A lack of anxiety? But whimsy feels like the wrong word.

Lol this is me going to my 11 yo football game.

Uhh… I’m in the UAW and most of the people I know have a couple guns at least.

Good God. I could’ve gone my whole life without knowing that.

Yeah that’s not something I would’ve googled.

I don’t think thats a REQUIREMENT now. Just allowed lol

Do what now?!? Global monkey torture Network? That is not a sentence I ever imagined hearing.

Yeah the fact that anybody is thinking about this is incredibly sad.

Lol that’s amazing

There’s bigger things to worry about atm, so no, not really.

“you gonna eat that?”

I’ve seen cats pull bloody tampons out of the trash. But underwear is a new one.

I have a lab, and he’s ALWAYS begging for food. Often things that would kill him or make him sick. But I leave the big bag of dog food that he gets for his morning meal right on the floor in the kitchen. He could easily shove his head in there and eat it all, but he’s never even tried. This dog LIVES for food/treats. I have no idea if he’s just that good of a good boy or he’s just too dumb to figure it out lol

Even iowa makes fun of Missouri. Let that sink in.

They eat other things as well. Supposedly mosquitoes are pretty much the only living thing that’s completely useless, and can be eradicated with no ill effects.

Measles+rabies is the cure for plague.