1. | Heaven is where the police are British
2. | …why would police be allowed into heaven?
3. | It feels like an easy upvote as an American, but…there are countries where police are dutiful, helpful, and measured in force.

The second line implies there isn’t a single good cop in the entire world that would get into heaven. Otherwise it would have said “why would British police be allowed into heaven?”.

So this entire comment threat is about every single police on Earth.

But are you talking about Piece by Piece, or about Piece by Piece?

You should eat more fibers. That is most definitely not normal.

Normal would be pooping once a day.

You are already paying for the food, aren’t you?

So it isn’t free.

And you don’t need wait staff to open your own bottle either.

That is just the plot of Thunderpants

I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.

Fuck that noise.

Reality is already bleak enough. Don’t need it when I try to escape it.

Hey, no kink shaming.

Unless they like it of course.

Nah they don’t, they just have to abuse it.

Even the Dutch way of handling things isn’t perfect though.

There are plenty of heroin addicted homeless who have to travel daily between shelter and those clinics. The problem is that they are on opposite sides of Amsterdam.

So they need to travel daily through the entire city without money to get their fix and be back to the shelter before evening. Most end up somewhere along the way to get an illegal dose instead.

Also the limit of 3 means a lot of full addicts still need to get the rest of their other fixes somewhere else.

But it is definitely better than most countries.

Why does she stay in his room? Was she waiting for him to die or something?

No, at 5:00h

Why are you putting a 0 in front of that? Do you also say 0100€?

They could do it with 5 billion crabs. So I’d say around that number.

Why would anyone delete their gym?

When it has been proven that other countries like Russia meddle with the US elections. It is only natural to thank the one disrupting this meddling.

This time it was quite effective. Can’t wait for for the next election Ukraine will save by bombing Russian data centers. Finally we get our vote back into our hands.

Since those lottery systems are about making money for the ones organizing them. The chance of getting more money out of it than you put in is extremely small. And the bigger the jackpot, the slimmer the chance.

Because those lottery organizers are definitely not going to lose money on it.

This is just straight up an advertisement for a brand of cookies.

And then we pour them into engines to make em go.

Or a straight fembot.