Thank you, I was held at plantain point and will go full seedless jelly if I see the words that are commonly used to describe the event. I feel safe here
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ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Reddit@lemmy.world•Reddit to combat AI with more AI - Engadget
9·4 months agoReddit is a vast network of communities…
You’re banned
I’ll give you a hundred dollars to fuck off
I remember when it all first started. They’d say “If you don’t have anything to hide then what’s the problem?” Now look where we’re at, have an emergency, trying to get out of a bad situation, maybe the forest is on fire - sorry your car won’t start until you calm down. Give it another few years and it’ll be much much worse. Anyone who supports this is a complete moron.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.English
8·6 months agoAn average full size truck sits at 6’. This short king is the height of a 12 year old
Edit: 6’ not 6"
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•House Democrat resigns ahead of possible expulsion vote over alleged financial crimes — The Washington Post
35·7 months agoAmerica loves the simplicity of rooting for one side but the reality is both Democrats and Republicans are fucking awful.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•It will probably taste better than usual
1·7 months agoJust add olive oil, skip the vinegar
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
News@lemmy.world•8 children killed in Louisiana mass shooting
3·7 months agoI’m so disappointed to find out that Nancy Grace is still alive
Reddit is a vast network…
Damn do I love lemmie
Oil go splooosh into bucket. No more oil splooshing? Screwy thing goes back on. Yell all set bay 2!
I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
politics @lemmy.world•Hegseth reads fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during Pentagon sermon
9·7 months agoThat’s the only Bible verse I know, that and coolios.
But to be fair every religious person I’ve ever known has been a wrinkled whore. It’s as if going to church some how permits them to be degenerates.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Federal Bill Would Bring OS-Level Age Verification to the Entire U.S.English
4·7 months agoThe way things are going both with the hardware market and government over reach it won’t be long until all we can own are thin clients that rent hardware from virtual servers. In less than 10 years we won’t own our PCs and will have absolutely no privacy or anonymity online.
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?
11·7 months agoThat was the point
All these posts and no one mentions the comedy and story telling. It’s better than any show or movie you’ve ever witnessed
ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zipto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is putting black beans in my chili a bad idea?
92·7 months agoOh you’re looking to add black beans to your chili. That’s a fantastic idea, it will add flavor and nutrients that everyone will appreciate. You’re on your way to making the best chili. Go you
Reminds me, does this place do porn like Reddit?




Bad enough that Tesla’s are mobile surveillance nodes. Definitely don’t need cameras going indoors everywhere too.