Perfect, you got it, do all that.
Sundray
Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). They/them today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
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Fine. Your name is
TEMPand your minutes are numbered.
Wife gets pregnant, hero is there when the baby is born
Baby tries to garrote the hero with its own umbilical cord
I thought it rhymed with “wusta”. (But keep in mind I’m originally from Massachusetts.)
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memes@lemmy.world•Uploaded a meme, for the glory of the empire!English
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memes@lemmy.world•Uploaded a meme, for the glory of the empire!English
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Splish splosh bitch, it’s the blue wave (Hokusai, 1831)English
2·16 hours agoAntifa gonna come in through the windows at night and trans you in your sleep 🥷
“But I’m throwing out the first pitch at a Tigers’ game on that day!”
Look, the lavender scented buttplug is for everyone’s benefit.
“Go man, go!”
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL that there are no recounts in Mississippi.English
174·2 days agoWhere’s the “YoUr vOtE DoEsN’t cOuNt!!” crowd at?
Since violence didn’t win a single seat this year, presumably in shambles.
There’s not much meat on me. I’d recommend cooking me low and slow over a wood fire.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk in Real Trouble After Humiliating Defeat: "Guess my election-interfering space lasers didn’t work this time."English
10·2 days agoMore or less humiliating than losing his penis in a botched attempt at enlargement surgery?
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Technology@lemmy.world•The Tech Industry Went All in on Trump, and Now They’re in Serious Danger Now That Americans Have Turned on Him: They gambled... and lost.English
11·2 days agoBillionaires in danger? Of what, money-poisoning?
If I die, I die 😑
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•lamest (Donald) duck crashing out English
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