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Cake day: June 4th, 2025

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  • I’ve been stung by a bee exactly twice in my life. Both unfortunate accidents where the bee and I collided.

    I have long since lost count of how many times I have been stung by wasps just for being near them.

    Bees don’t make nests above my door, or under my patio awning. Or generally everywhere outside I need to be. Fuck them wasps.





  • On two separate occasions I shot a rattlesnake that was about to strike someone I was dove hunting with.

    First time I was about 15 hunting with my dad and I noticed he was about to step on a silent rattlesnake. I yelled snake run! And shot it as it was striking and he had just got out of range.

    15 years later, hunting with a friend and the same thing happened, though he started running in a circle around it for some reason until I had to yell again to run AWAY from it!