Relevant XKCD

Somehow, Despicable Me already made that joke 16 years ago.

Close enough! It’s “pâté de crabe”!

That’s called a conscience.

Dota be like: I heard you liked cursors?

https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Cursor_Pack

It’s up to each city/town to set constraints and regulations for constructions and most places outside historical cities don’t bother.

What if the generator rolled a 4 though?

Fantastic write-up!

Imperial doesn’t use multiplicative prefixes very much.

Instead, they would invent a new random unit, the skyscraper, which is equal to a random number of horses, like 176.

And then everyone goes “Yeah, a skyscraper is 176 horses, everyone knows that.”

Or is it the room that is cat temperature? 🤔

I bet the Sumerians would be proud 🥹

Ah, yes, 11 loaves of bread per meal, a perfect and balanced diet.

lol, I hope he gets to touch some grass one day.

This is the correct answer, all other comments are just noise lol

How ironic is it that you couldn’t be assed to click one link and read two paragraphs to find said study?

https://arxiv.org/pdf/2604.04721

Beautiful.

US protesters: hold up a sign saying “We’re angry” French protesters: are angry

We are not the same.

I would argue that they’re classics because they get reposted.

Violet_08 was the uncontested queen of Lemmy hornyposting for a while.