You mean Jeff Bezos became a billionair for nothing? That guy must really feel like a loser now.

I’m sure they have an app for that.

I know it exists allready for a very long time. But somehow I always forget about that. I don’t think I ever even tried it.

In my case the right word would be “chaotic”. One or maybe two songs from many different artists, spanning all of the 20th and 21st century. Several different languages. Oh and also exactly one specific version of a song.

You mean astrology for MBAs?

It is, I once manipulated an IQ test by giving all the correct answers.

“voluntary migration” just like robbery victims voluntary give their wallets to the robber.

You want trouble with Greenpeace?

Do modern sailors still do the “long walk on a short plank” thing?

If the ballot box doesn’t work anymore, people are going to go for the ammo box. Maybe they can stall until the presidential elections, but shit is going to hit the fan. And those of fantasized about that are going to get a rude wakening.

It’s the “I’m Spartacus” scene, but with “contemptuous of Congress”

You’re still allowed to work unpaid overtime.

You don’t have allergies or colds?

If you’re brave enough, anything can become a suppository.

Every husband here is sad for all those years he didn’t knew these existed. Mothers and teachers wonder if these are available in kid-sizes. Kids wonder what glue works on both this device and the teachers skin.

Don’t worry, it’s only affecting a poor area. No billionairs are affected.

Beaten to death with a used toilet brush.

It’s not about money. It’s about keeping something that was important for a person from being lost after they die.

If the authentication servers can keep up ofcourse.

That’s genious actually, have a company provide an app build on some LLM and provide this as a Saas to its clients. Client does his unethical and criminals activities through the app. If they get caught, they point to the app builder. Once the app builder has too many lawsuits going, they close the company, start a new one, update the name and logo on the app and repeat.