Me - trying to fall asleep but my stomach hurts because I ate half a bag of chips before bed:
“You can’t say that! You don’t know my life!”
Me - trying to fall asleep but my stomach hurts because I ate half a bag of chips before bed:
“You can’t say that! You don’t know my life!”


You know, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.


Poor people have to enlist in the military for the opportunity. Not saying that everyone in the military signed up for this reason, but the amount of people that did is definitely higher that zero.


Exactly. The old tools would have worked just fine if they had fucking used them.
I meet none of those criteria and I actually wish that would stop these people from talking at me.


Is that why any tab (on Firefox) with aliexpress opened on it seems to always be showing that little loudspeaker icon at the top? There are a lot of products that have videos showcasing the product so at first I assumed it had something to do with that, but then I noticed it happens on products that only have photos, too.
This was what the logo looked like here in Europe too, at least in the eighties and nineties.
EDIT: I just looked it up and found the Snopes article, explaining how I’m wrong and these images are proven fakes circulating online, and apparently there really never was a cornucopia. My mind is truly and fully blown. What the fuck.


Definitely try Oxenfree, I’ve played it twice and also played the sequel (which is great but the first one is better imo)
It’s an amazing story, very original and immersive, I wanted to figure out what the hell was going on the whole time. Plus the soundtrack is great too.
Someone literally said this to me once about depression. “That’s what I did and it worked for me, so if you’re still depressed it’s because you’re choosing to be.”
I almost chose to Jazz-yeet him out of the house.
Anyway, it turned out the main reason for my depression was that I had been surrounded by toxic assholes for too long. Things vastly improved when I chose to change that so I guess it did work in a roundabout way.
Oh, so that’s a common thing and it wasn’t just the mentally unstable morons at my elementary school? I’m not even surprised tbh.


Disrespectful is right. I’m still angry thinking about it.


Yeah, I removed OneDrive at least twice and they “accidentally” reinstalled and reactivated it on two updates.
The second time I found out about it because I got a warning that they had uploaded too many of my files against my consent, my allotted cloud storage was full, and if I wanted access to my files I had to pay up.
I removed it again, then there was another update. Guess whose files “accidentally” got held for ransom again?
Now I’m on Linux.
That’s what all of us smart kids did in the 90s when the car radio cassette players got replaced with cd players. /s


For real, wasn’t he on the brink of death in the hospital a few months ago?


The fact that they do this and actually banned r/Lemmy shows that they perceive Lemmy as a viable threat.
No, I’M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!


They also love sneakily doing things behind your back and saying they only did it for your own good when they get found out.
They actually love doing a lot of things this guy is doing.


Okay but I’m confused though. How are we all still posting here now that the main character has left the fediverse?


iT’s FoR YoUr oWN GoOd!!!1!!!
And it would still run when you had it plugged in. I could remove the battery from my old Galaxy S2, plug it in and it would work. And if I remember correctly, the same thing went for most of the phones I had before that.