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They still force updates, add whatever AI they want without asking, and collect data. They don’t care if you agree or not, they do the same things without consequence regardless.

Fascinating. Insane, but it makes sense in today’s economy. Thanks for sharing

Pedestrians are supposed to walk facing traffic so they can see cars coming

None of the above, it’s loss

*Also taking the piss for sure

I knew him as 6ix9ine, didn’t realize the name changed

Wait, are you saying Brittney is a white monster that you ride? Or are you saying you’re Brittney and you ride white monsters? Both are fine, just clarifying.

Came here for this was not disappointed

“Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.” Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it’s hard to hide a hard-on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl.”

-Ballad from the late 20th century

Wouldn’t sharing heat from a processor directly with other chips be a bad thing? Always imagined you could fry the little chips by the CPU or GPU or whatever you’re cooling

It’s not supposed to be blue, the guests were getting concerned

It’s never easy, but it does get easier the more you do it, which is cool.

That’s the problem, under your own reasoning you’re Canadian so you’re to blame. Doesn’t matter that your brother (but not you?) is indigenous. Doesn’t matter what your political beliefs or cultural background is. Why would anyone care about that? You’re just a Canadian.

You’re not blaming the Americans responsible or even the Americans who voted for this (some people were literally told by their religious leaders to vote for Trump and they thought it was the “right” thing to do, they didn’t support or even understand him). You’re blaming ALL Americans.

I’m glad you’re so happy to be Canadian, it’s a good country. There are a lot of terrible things Canada does too, it’s just not as global. If you were globally significant it would be worth comparing but this is apples and oranges.

Your argument is like saying Canada is evil compared to Luxembourg because Canada’s crime rate is higher and that we should kill all Canadians to make way for the peaceful Luxembourg.

Yes America absolutely sucks. Yes the people are stupid, bigoted, or outnumbered. They are still people. They are still individuals. Most of them didn’t want this shit and can’t do anything now.

So you don’t support fighting against Trump then? If it’s too late then why are you mad at Americans for not doing enough? Make up your mind

That last 1/3 is really scared and you are making no effort to recognize or understand those people.

This is how people talk before they start to commit genocide and kill people for having been born in a country. Up to you if you wanna support actual individual people or just blind nationalism, eh?

Corn on the crab

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Hate to be a downer on an inspopost, but this depresses me a little because the change means that things that are fixed will eventually break, but broken things don’t fix themselves. At times, the constant change feels like degradation that I have to fight.

It is nice in the hard times to know they won’t last though.

How about unhealthy and destructive instead?

Even if you got the right frequency and duration (better not be "masturbation for 30 years), you can still get admitted for “deranged masturbation” or just “masturbation and syphilis”

Also “excessive sexual abuse”… Cause y’know there’s a healthy amount

Guessing it’s real little guy jumped on the bird’s back who then freaked out and flew “away”

Looks fun tho. Might not be the first time it’s tried this on an unsuspecting bird