She was a vice president of business selection and conflicts at ​the bank. Not The vice president of the bank.

Before anyone gets too excited.

So maybe they should all be in prison, but they should probably have better food than that their prison.

Well yeah because stevia and monk fruit aren’t artificial, they’re natural alternatives to sweeteners.

I’m not making health claims but they do grow in the ground hence non artificial.

But yeah I don’t really like them, so I would wish it would say low sugar, and also no added sweetener alternatives or something, since that’s what I like and I will see low sugar and then buy it and it’s sickly sweet with the fake ones…

Yes but under our current model, I don’t know if you want the state owning all the kids. I’m not sure if Trump or nestlé or whatever lobbying firm would decide their future really has their best interest at heart.

No I don’t think dabbing is still in bro.

I think it is functioning exactly as it’s top donors intend.

I like it way better than whatever I paid in taxes to blow up people on the other side of the world this year.

I was at a party once where they burned a mattress, actually it wasn’t really a party, just a meth heads house at night time. So you could do that.

"Language, too, forces the air from the lungs. Beyond the high walls and barbed wire and checkpoints that pen this place, there is the empire. And the empire as well is cocooned inside its own fortress of language. A language through the prism of which buildings are never destroyed but rather spontaneously combust in which blasts come and go like Chinooks over the mountain, and people are killed as though to be killed is the only natural and rightful ordering of their existence as though living was an aberration.

And this language might protect the empire’s most bloodthirsty fringe, but the fringe has no use for linguistic malpractice. It is instead the middle, the liberal, well-meaning, easily upset middle that desperately needs the protection this kind of language provides.

Because it is the middle of the empire that must look upon this and say, yes, this is tragic, but necessary, because the alternative is barbarism, the alternative of the countless killed and maimed and orphaned and left without home; without school, without hospital, and the screaming from under the rubble and the corpses disposed of by vultures and dogs and days old babies left to scream and starve is barbarism."

— Omar El Akkad, One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This

Um say what? Lichens are a complex composite life form that is a symbiotic partnership of two separate organisms, a fungus and an algae or cyanobacterium. Scabs on a rock! The disrespect!

“Everybody loves my cybertruck, they’re always taking pictures of it.”

Oh yeah it’s not necessarily a listen to your elders post. Often they actually are full of it. Just sometimes when you think “this old bat is crazy” you’ll grow up to realize they were 100% right. It’s very difficult or impossible to tell which is which at the time.

Yeah I was wondering about that too, it only makes sense in a context where he’s much much more knowledgeable about mountaineering than her.

Ukraine has proven even consumer grade drones are super key in modern warfare. Therefore our government would really not like it’s populace to have them.

Some australian raptors will deliberately spread wildfires to hunt. So they probably cook some food, but it’s not intentionally for that reason.

I’m pretty sure that’s the smell they’re talking about, they make more of it when disturbed or crushed but it’s always a tiny bit there. But pretty sure that’s the smell they’re speaking of.

Well foreign engineers could come here, I’m sure they would feel very safe and welcome…

Grandpa I Really Used to Rock Back in My Day

Thanks! I had been wondering what to call my adult entertainment project.

Yeah but instead of “I’m bad” he will just be like “everyone at the Olympics was a piece of shit”