Has anyone considered that Tucker Carlson is lying?

The scene, for context:

Will: [both leaning on a pick up truck while drinking beers and smoking cigarettes on a construction site] What do I wanna way outta here for? I’m gonna live here the rest of my fuckin’ life. We’ll be neighbors, have little kids, take 'em to Little League up at Foley Field.

Chuckie: Look, you’re my best friend, so don’t take this the wrong way but, in 20 years if you’re still livin’ here, comin’ over to my house, watchin’ the Patriots games, workin’ construction, I’ll fuckin’ kill ya. That’s not a threat, that’s a fact, I’ll fuckin’ kill ya.

Will: What the fuck you talkin’ about?

Chuckie: You got somethin’ none of us have…

Will: Oh, come on! What? Why is it always this? I mean, I fuckin’ owe it to myself to do this or that. What if I don’t want to?

Chuckie: No. No, no no no. Fuck you, you don’t owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. Cuz tomorrow I’m gonna wake up and I’ll be 50, and I’ll still be doin’ this shit. And that’s all right. That’s fine. I mean, you’re sittin’ on a winnin’ lottery ticket. And you’re too much of a pussy to cash it in, and that’s bullshit. ‘Cause I’d do fuckin’ anything to have what you got. So would any of these fuckin’ guys. It’d be an insult to us if you’re still here in 20 years. Hangin’ around here is a fuckin’ waste of your time.

The original 404 Media article.

404 Media is a great publication with a strong track record. They are worth paying for.

We could have had this 30 years ago. There have been improvements in the tech and manufacturing, but the main reason for the price drop has been the scale of sales.

Yeah. I love all these new board game apps that give me ideas for stuff to make into physical board games.

Ha ha! I remember this site from way back. It does a great job showing how all those deep, stalactite-like ice berg pictures are fake because real icebergs lie flat and wide.

I never saw the plot twist coming! (Except in the last twenty AAA games I’ve played.)

Yeah. As an interactive toy, it kinda fails because it has that samey “10,000 bowls of oatmeal” problem that Kate Compton talks about with procedural generation. But as a screensaver, it’s nice.

I’ve reached a point where I can’t even list all the bs.

The Wikipedia page for United States involvement in regime change is, if printed, 77 pages long.

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Yeah, the games are so beautifully drawn and chill. I’m glad they converted them from Flash.

I generated this app because it was actually impossible to find something like this online. I just wanted a “display this text in big letters while I have the web page in full screen mode” app, and all I could find were things that wanted to charge a subscription.

Anyway, I like to have these little signs as a gag when I’m picking up friends from the airport.

Vote blue no matter who, Jeffries.