Yeah this didn’t happen because there’s literally no reason to bring that up. Unless OP was being creepy which is totally possible given the website.
What prompted that disclosure? Could she smell the horniness emanating from Anon? Did he, as he noticed she was a woman, give off a vibe like a starving cartoon wolf imagining the main character as comprised entirely of sausages?
I believe he started vibrating 15,000 Hertz. A totally normal response in the presence of all women, not the sign of a weirdo at all.
This is infinitely funnier if OP is a woman
“Well, then I now identify as a woman, girrrrl!”
Oof. That seems inappropriate on so many levels. I think it offends pretty much everyone.
“Hell yeah I like chicks too!” go for a high five
Anon must address her as “Lesbian” for now until eternity, considering that’s all she is.
Sorry that you feel obligated to mention this based on your past experiences. I hope our interactions are professional. Please let me know if I step over a line… my jokes are sometimes a little off but never misogynistic maybe a little dark, but I work on it.
With that out of the way … my Name is Anon, I am happily married. Now… let’s Beginn =]
“me too”
Final answer
“Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s…”
So, do you pronounce the full name, “lesbian”, or do you shorten it to “les” or something?
“Hi Lesbian, I’m Moss”
“Oh, that makes sense.”
👍
“Don’t flatter yourself”
No one was asking because no one was interested.