You heard it here folks. Microsoft says if you find something online, it’s free.

Cool so we can just make up our own rules now. Well, all Microsoft products are freeware now because the same reason this guy

Man it’s crazy how these fuckers basically get to ignore copyright law whenever it’s inconvenient to them but if you have one too many Windows machines provisioned they’ll send the Spanish Inquisition after you.

Fair, then everything I can find on the Internet must be freeware too. Set the sails, matey!