• Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 months ago

      Saw a tiktok today where these girls pick up a random baby bear cub that that hiding in some trees and start taking pictures with it. Video was from some dude who saw this bullshit and decided to get it on video. The whole time I was watching I wanted to smack the dude recording and yell at him “Run! If you don’t get your ass out of here, you’re gonna get mauled by a momma bear right along with those girls!”

      Unfortunately, it seems like those girls did not have a learning experience. The cub managed to squirm out of their arms and bolt to safety into the scrub. So, the girls didn’t get their Darwin Award that day, even though they deserved to meet God for what they did.

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        5 months ago

        There was a video of a young woman visiting Australia who found a pretty octopus which she picked up and took photos with

        All the Australians watching were going “well, 20’s not a terrible innings

        She also got away with it

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      5 months ago

      whats the big guy gonna do? run through those trees? he’ll get stuck and starve to death before he gets anywhere

      edit: just saw it has no body. that’s just a very big taxidermied head hung up on a tree

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    5 months ago

    Upon first look, I thought this was depicting a very tall forest creature with a pink stomach and very prominent black nipples and green spindly arms standing in the shadows in the background bashfully holding some leaves up in front of its face. I’m sorry.